My Christmas Song

Please sing along:

On the twelfth day of Christmas Tacoma General gave to me...
12 chest pain rule outs,
11 CHF-ers,
10 renal failures,
9 overdoses,
8 DKA-ers,
9 altered elders,
8 gastro barfers,
7 asthma wheezers,
6 UTI's,

Fiiive MRSA wounds!....

4 restrained prisoners,
3 rectal masses,
2 septic homeless...

And a with-draw-ing drunk in room three!

Merry XMas and Happy New Year!